because everyone should be able to rant about their life to no one in particular.
I am female identifying, so please address me as such!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: robotcosmonaut)
I was reading on Wikipedia and apparently there is a position where you can manage to get two penises in the vagina and two in the butt at the same time
Kanye West’s Tumblr Crushes
(by Marija Mandic)
Oregon Trail… the game
wagon you are drunk
Goddamnit wagon you have a wife and kids waiting for you in Oregon get your shit together you are tearing this party apart.
Wagon has died of Dysentery.
When I take spiro and my balls start to hurt
not a parrotfish, but too hilarious to not reblog
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Thought I should set the ball rolling. :)
[Image description: Background is 6 piece pie style color split with orange and white alternating. Foreground is a photo of a clownfish. Top text reads “”Hey, got any E?” “Yeah””. Bottom text reads “”Oh wait, you meant ecstasy?””. End description.]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rf37oqn11qkevm9o1_400.jpg)
Thought I should set the ball rolling. :)
[Image description: Background is 6 piece pie style color split with orange and white alternating. Foreground is a photo of a clownfish. Top text reads “”Hey, got any E?” “Yeah””. Bottom text reads “”Oh wait, you meant ecstasy?””. End description.]
(Source: theradianthour)
My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
(by Lydia faye.)
(Source: anotherdaysaved-heroes)
